Vampire the Masquerade – rat problem

So, I have been playing Vampire the Masquerade Bloodlines on the PC. I will write other things about it at some point, but I just had this going through my mind.

One of the things that Vampires can do is to eat rats. now these come from the sewer, but going in there isn’t alway convenient. What if you are a vampire and need to have a drink. How about visiting a local pet shop – that opens late.

Yeah. Can you imagine how many rats you would go through a month.

“Hi, um… Could I buy a rat please?”
“What another one? You’ve had like 12 this month. What do you do, eat them?”
*Nervous laughter* “Um, no, I, er, just have like, er a snake which keeps breaking out of it’s cage and attacking them”
“A snake?”
“That breaks out of it’s cage and eats rats?”
“What kind of snake?”
“Um… An Anaconda?”
“An Anaconda. Really? Do you have any idea how big they are?”
“Well they certainly eat a lot of rats”
*Sigh* “Fine, I’ll get you another rat”
“Great, could you get one that has been fed on whole foods?”
“Because it tastes better”
“Oh, nothing…”


Since drinking from a rat might not actually kill it, I wonder whether they would be willing to let you ‘borrow’ a rat?

Probably not.


The world kind of breaks down when you add Vampires into the modern life.  There is only so far that belief can be suspended.

In the game, Vampire the Masquerade Bloodlines, there are some people who recognise that Vampires are about.  For example there is someone in a blood bank who will sell you blood bags. I would imagine that something similar would happen with other sources of blood and vamipre friendly items like really, REALLY good window blinds.

Choosing a role play game system

[Welcome to the final 2007 recap post of stuff what was on the site before I started messing about with it.  I am writing this about a month before this post is due to go out, so hopefully I will have some kind of rhythm set up of posting so something else will fill these Wednesday slots.]

One of the first things that you must do when setting up a role play group, is to choose your role play game system. So, what is involved in this? The first major decision that you have to make is the timing zone that you want to set your game in. Here are some of the major themes that characterise most of the main games:

  • Sword and sorcery: based in the realms of Lord of the Rings style mythology, with humans, Demi humans, and other miscellaneous races. This is a fairly popular genre of role play games, and was the first one to be started by Dungeons and Dragons, and has remained popular ever since.
  • Modern-day role play game: many people, acting like James Bond is something they would really really like to do. Having the rules to be a higher power human being is pretty cool and so of course there are the rules for it. There are also modern-day role play games, such as Call of Cthulhu which is a horror role play game set in the 1920s.
  • Near future/cyberpunk: imagine a world not dissimilar to ours, but with technologies that has advanced over the past 60 or so years, possibly with insurgents of magic and definitely with a rise of corporations. This is the cyberpunk genre, and it popular with games like Shadowrun. My personal favourite.
  • Far-future settings: games like some of the GURPS settings, Star Trek the role play game, and Rogue Trader which are set in the far future, and encompass many of the science-fiction genres to make them interactive by groups of friends to play these games.

Once you have chosen one of the settings you have to choose your game. It could be a very long article here if I listed every single game, so take a look at some of the games that I have mentioned, and see if they tickle your fancy, as these are ones that I mainly have played and enjoyed.

Your local comic book store, or role play game emporium is also an excellent place to start, as you can talk to people who actually know about the stock they have, and can talk about the different games on offer and show you something suitable.

At the end of the day, when choosing a role play game, the answer lies between yourself and the group you want to play with. If you dream about slaying dragons with the might of magic and feats of arms, something in the fantasy genre of sword and sorcery is probably for you. What I tend to do, is have two, three, or even four different games that we rotate on a regular basis, and play these different games, as we feel like it. This means that we can choose the best from all the genres, and players alike.

Shadowrun overview

[This is the penultimate post from my past persona.  Shadowrun is probably my favourite RPG ever.  This was written in the time of SR3.  I think we are on version 4 now.  In any case, there is a new Shadowrun Returns computer game coming out from a game company called Harebrained Schemes, which I happened to of helped kickstart.]

Imagine a world about fifty years head of now. The whole world has been turned upside down, with magic resurfacing, the races of Tolkien becoming real, with people going through goblinisation, and humans giving birth to trolls, elves, dwarves, and orks.

This is the world of Shadowrun. In a place where corporations rule the economies and governments for profit, while attacking each other to get hold of the latest ‘bleeding edge’ technology and products. The shadows – the place outside the law – are where shadowrunners rule. As a role play game, you are a shadowrunner, living outside the law, doing the dirty work of the corporations and breaking and entering, doing various missions, all for the cash to get the latest technology.

Oh, did I mention that magic had become real? This role play game really does have a lot going for it. It has futuristic sci-fi ideas, in an almost recognisable setting, with fantasy races, magic, and big guns!
One of these role play games, you take the role of a shadowrunner, and there are no ‘careers’ as such, but several archetypes. For example:

  • Street samurai – High on honour, martial skill, tough, with sheer destructive power, this is the fighter of the future. Using cyberware (Mechanical parts implanted directly into the body to ‘upgrade’ parts), guns, and awesome skills, a street sam is just the thing that a shadowrun group needs to uneven the odds in favour of them, and against the corpers.
  • Decker – a hacker of the future. No boring typing for this guy, deckers have computers wired directly into their brain. Using 3d topography, in the Internet version 2 – the Matrix. A 3d environment where thoughts are actions, and computers take on a persona. Deckers are great to get the information you need to get the job done.
  • Investigator – In the dark and dirty streets of shadowrun, there needs to be someone to dig up the dirt. The investigator is the guy to do it. Knowing the streets and having the contacts to get the information needed, this shadowrunner is a person who can find out anything. Not really a fighter, armed with trusty equipment, and a string of contacts, still a worthy member.
  • Rigger – either with an army of drones at your command, or the ability to drive any vehicle that moves, with the repair skills to get it moving, a rigger is the addition for any role play game group that needs to get moving. More trusting of machines, than people, any shadowrunning team will need the backup that this member provides.
  • Mages – there are several types of mages, but they are all powerful. There are hermetic mages which are academic wizards, who learn spells by rote, and shamans, similar to the native American shamen. Then there are aspected mages, who study one part of magic in depth, but lack the wider perceptions that having magic bestows.
  • Adepts – one of my favourite forms of shadowrunner. These channel the power of magic through their body to become awesome. Gaining many of the abilities that street sams get, but with none of the disadvantages, plus access to many other levels of ability. The comfort of knowing that you can only ever get more powerful is one of the things I like, with sams limited by their meatbod.

The differences between MMORPG and pen-and paper RPGs

Ok, another post from my 2007 past self.  For the record, I haven’t played that many online RPGs, I understand that they have got better.  In case you don’t realise it, my 2007 self is trying to come across as ‘journalistically balanced’ whilst really disliking MMORPGs.  I don’t have this problem any more: I don’t play MMORPGs, and if I dislike something, I say so.

Superficially, MMORPG’s and other roleplaying games are quite similar. If you play a combat heavy role play game than the differences become smaller still. I would say that the main difference between to, is that pen and paper role play games are limited only by the imagination of the person writing the adventure. Online role play games, are limited by the technology, and the need to create something for millions of different people. The opportunities for roleplaying somewhat limited, most online role play games have some form of quest system, but sees, with very few exceptions, revolve around doing certain actions in a certain order. There lacks any real challenge to you, beyond slaughtering monsters.

Pen and paper role play games have the flexibility to perform any action, or be in any situation. The only way you are limited is by what you can convince GM to allow you to do. As you can probably guess, I am more in favour of traditional role play games, than online ones. Having said this, I have played Runescape and have quite a high-level warrior.

Another major difference between these two styles of game, is the way that characters advance. Online, character advancement is very precise based on numbers of creatures killed, crafting levels, fishing, and experienced points gained from quests. In a paper role play game, advancement is based on all kinds of things, including how will you role-play situations, and other subjective of the things which makes roleplaying worthwhile.